Jetting off on
private planes? Nah.
I'm more Team Snacks-
and-Sweatpants.

While others toss around
sleek sports cars, I'm here
tripping over my shoelaces
and navigating IKEA like it's
Mount Everest.

The Virgin is the normal person in the Univergin and
Chad's counterpart.

He is known for his unremarkable walk, lack of
confidence, neutral clothing, and never having sex.

Despite Chad being the most iconic character, Virgin
was actually created before Chad.

Virgin's shoes appear to be New Balance 624's

$Virgin

VIRGIN ON SOL

“ Promiscuous Communist Virgin ”

When it comes to
heroics, I excel at
slaying Netflix queues
and dodging phone
calls like a pro.

I shuffled out of the
legendary 2017 meme
showdown: “The Virgin Walk”
barely keeping pace with its
flamboyant cousin "The
Chad Stride".